Thursday, March 22, 2007
In Soviet America, the politicians tell scientists what is science
In Russia, scientists tell politicians what is science. In Soviet America, when it comes to global warming, politicians tell scientists what is science.
Whether it is Al Gore calmly reading scientific studies to Republican legislators who claim they know science better than scientists, or directives to government scientists to not talk about science, in Soviet America, as in Soviet Russia prior to the fall of the Soviet Union, it is politicians who tell scientists what is science, rather than scientists who tell politicians what is science. Because, of course, being able to round up billions of dollars in campaign contributions makes one far more able to evaluate scientific evidence than, like, being an actual scientist, y'know? Who are these "scientist" folks to tell Senator James Inhofe what is science? Why, Senator Inhofe done been ELECTORATED, and that automagically makes him far more expert than some dude who, like, spent decades learning science from the best and brightest scientists on the planet! Besides, them scientist fellers, they ain't billionares like Senator Inhofe, so they can't be so smart, right? 'Cause the richer you is, the smarter you is, right?
So thank you, Senator Inhofe, for correcting the record here! People like you and me, who aren’t, like, scientist fellers and stuff, we know best. How *DARE* those pesky climate scientist fellers say they know more about climate science than we do?! Them thare scientist fellers just gotta, like know thare place! And if they say they know better than us about science stuff, they’re just… just… POOPY HEADS! Yeah!
– Badtux the Snarky Penguin
Labels: bush administration, global warming, soviet america
Posted by: BadTux / 3/22/2007 06:26:00 PM
Slow down !!!!
# posted by BBC : 22/3/07 9:12 PM
Life is short, dude!
Sayyy... are you one of the 18 people who came here looking for nude pictures of Ann Coulter? Hmm...
- Badtux the Nude Penguin
# posted by BadTux : 22/3/07 10:15 PM
Jim Inhofe is a disgrace to the nation and I'm aahamed to say that he represents my state. Please understand that not all of us in Oklahoma are hate filled fanatics like him.
# posted by : 23/3/07 6:08 AM
I don't know if BBC was one of the eighteen...
But *I* was.
(That, and Malkin/Coulter versus O'Reilly/Limbaugh)
# posted by andrew618 : 23/3/07 9:50 AM
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